The Huffington Post reports that there has been yet another act of cannibalism, this time in the streets of Wenzhou, China.
A drunk bus driver named Dong attacked a woman and began eating her face. The victim’s nose and lips were so damaged by the attack that she will need plastic surgery.
As with previous cases, authorities are unable to explain the cause of what appears to be the spread of flesh-hungry zombies. The only explanation put forth was that Dong has consumed “strong liquor” prior to the attack. I hope they come up with something better than that.
Does anyone out there actually believe this man gnawed portions of a woman’s face off because he was drunk? If that was the case, half the people at our wedding wouldn’t have had faces by the end of the night. When was the last time you saw a nose-less, ear-less, or lip-less sorority girl?